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 The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. -Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.-Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. -Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. -Bill Cosby
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. -Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. -Bill Cosby
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child. -Bill Cosby
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and…mothers. Only your grandmother
and Genghis Khan know how to do it. -Bill Cosby
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. -Bill Cosby
When you become senile, you won’t know it. -Bill Cosby
All Children Have Brain Damage! -Bill Cosby
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. -Bill Cosby
If you want to be seen, stand up. -Bill Cosby

 

If you want to be heard, speak up. -Bill Cosby

 

If you want to be appreciated, shut up. -Bill Cosby

 

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking. -Bill Cosby

 

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework. -Bill Cosby

 

Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. -Bill Cosby

 

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. -Bill Cosby

 

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students. -Bill Cosby

 

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. -Bill Cosby

 

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any. -Bill Cosby

 

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby

 

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine. -Bill Cosby

 

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